I got this in an email and found it to be very funny.

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-$-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a$$ kissing will take you.

A-$-$-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bull$hit and A$$ kissing that will put you over the top.

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As you may or may not know, I’ve been trying my hand at this online thing for awhile now.  I’m a learning junkie, meaning that I love to learn new stuff, so I tend to buy things that will teach me something.  Until recently, I did not usually implement what I read.

Once I started implementing things, I started making money.  Did you catch that?  I figured out that I had to do something to make some money online.  I couldn’t just sit back and expect that the money would come to me because of my striking good looks or because I built a website.

When I started seeing results from what I was implementing, I couldn’t figure out why some things worked and others didn’t.  I couldn’t understand why one article would get a ton of reads, but no clicks to my sites and another article would hardly get any reads but would pull traffic like crazy.

I had some ideas about what was going on, but I really had no clue whatsoever.

Fast forward a couple of months.

When I first started reading and seeing Anik Segal, I wondered whether this guy was real or not.  I can tell you, the stuff that he teaches is real.  He speaks in a a manner that I can relate to.  I won’t go into all the gory details, but let me tell you, I can totally relate to his story.

When he launched his “Not a Typical Article Marketing Report” I went out and bought it.  It cost less than fast food lunch, so I had nothing to lose.  The report was awesome!  He goes over item by item and step by step what you need to do to decide on a niche and then how to write your articles.

I now have a better understanding of why one article out pulls another and why some resource boxes work better than others.  I think the Affsphere.com site is still too new to call whether it will be a success or not, but the report is golden.

Don’t just take my word for it, check out affshpere for yourself get the report and decide if it’s worth a try.

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